Why exactly did America invade Iraq? Weren't most of the terrorists from Saudi Arabia? Wasn't Bin Laden supposedly in Afghanistan? Why Iraq? Oh! This explains everything. It's because it was an easier country for George W. Bush to spell than Afghanistan. It all makes perfect sense now. Furthermore, the reason we still have troops there is equally as simple: "invade" is easier to spell than "withdraw". That "th" in there is kind of tricky for former Texas governors. Well, the good news is, he's gone after 2008. Let us pray that Jeb Bush doesn't run next.
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W Can't Spell Afghanistan
